Poor cat

Cynical Sam as he attempts to entertain his cat.

"I'm not really that cynical. I just use insulting humor towards games or people as a crutch, as I am not an interesting person." - C. Sam

Cynical Sam the Mysterious Mystery Man is many things, pedophile, racist, homophobe, homosexual, asshat, but above all else, an incredibly good looking man.

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