Berts bargain bazaar

Bert's Bargain Bazaar, which has several stores inside of one large building

Nobody can match the prices of Bert's Bargain Bazaar!

Bert's Bargain Bazaar is a multistory store containing many useful items that are used to deter the dreaded Casual. It has been said that Bert's Bargain Bazaar is in a fierce and bloody battle known as the Store Wars, between Wall Dubz and Mysh Mart.

Although the contents of said bazaar are disputed, rumors say that it contains Power Nudes, Liquid Jimmies and assorted parts for rollercoasters, some of which are slightly charred with the words "The Rapture" etched upon them.